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beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

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queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

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calumashtons:

me: *gets jealous*
me: chill

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relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

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ssoysauce:

shut up police officer you’re like 12

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queernipple:

if u have boobs ur a slut

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-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

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barnse:

hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck

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tinadayton:

I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more. 

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stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

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