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bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

(via fake-mermaid)

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heartless:

sometimes i just get upset because im not the person i want to be and i think about my future and it clouds my head with negative thoughts about how im not going to be important

(via crabthehermit)

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khhalil:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

(via empire-state-of-prep)

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thevsangelz:

Maryna Linchuk
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asammyg:

Cut the shit, Ernie.

(via crabthehermit)

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fromzimbabwee:

neferbadmon:

naalieva:

I don’t give a damn, I’m going to reblog this gif every time when it’s the 1st of the month.

Turnnnnuppppp


I was just thinking about this 😭😩😂 happy September 1 y’all

fromzimbabwee:

neferbadmon:

naalieva:

I don’t give a damn, I’m going to reblog this gif every time when it’s the 1st of the month.

Turnnnnuppppp

I was just thinking about this 😭😩😂 happy September 1 y’all

(via braided-sperry)

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heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

(via fake-mermaid)

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sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

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mcporno:

it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything

(via thewordofgadzooks)

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actuates:

*punches you in the face*
“It’s a metaphor”

(via fake-mermaid)

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onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

(via thewordofgadzooks)

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lubricates:

maybe if i ignore my homework for another hour it will get easier

(via thewordofgadzooks)

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